The Gay Blog
Sunday, May 18, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments


I was reading a random blog..

Laughing my ass off at the way the person writes, complaining about the break up, missing the boyfriend, every single thing..

"today i sleep ar 8.00am...
then i wake up at 12 something then...
i checkk my phone and matthew no call me...
then i continue sleep .... cause i think he wont ask me out...
then...
i wake up at 3.16
pm like that and i saw 2miss call from matthew
[T.T] i miss it... then i call him back...and he say nevermind nth le...
so sad....then i was seat there online...lay on bed cry...
then frend on net come and ask me wat happen then tell them...
then until just now
i really miss him....i wan to call him but i scare
cause i dunno will make him angry or not....
i think so many thing...
i'm just too scare ....
i was shaking when i wan to call him...
i watch taiwan drama to forget him...
but my heart pain...so pain...
then i cry....
i cry and cry and cry....
abt 30min...
then i call up sittos and talk ....
then oso hui xian..after hung up phone
my frend on msn come to me

TELL me to be
*BRAVE
*GO FIND HIM
*CRY WILL NOT GOIN TO HELP U
*U AND HIM SURE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK....
*U MISS HIM ALOTS
*FOLLOW UR HEART
*JUST GO BEFORE TOO LATE
*CALL HIM

but i call up my matthew...and talk...a little but i'm happie to
heard his voice....i'm happie
then...i plan to go see him but i scare...

then i continue watch drama
but my heart wan to see him....my heart wan me go see matthew
my heart ask me to go see him cause i miss him... ...
once i get to there my heart poping so fast ....
i wait there so long and din see him...
then...i saw his frend lance...
i dunno he saw me or not...then i fast fast run...to go home,,,,
i'm scare....i'm scare he will hate me....
i scare i make him hate me...
i dont wan be like that ...
i'm worried
i'm thinking so much now
my head very pain....
i miss him alot today....i really miss him...."





So I went to look at "her" profile".

IT'S A HE

Took me a few minutes to register in my head that it was actually a gay blog. XD

Deepak and Joshua, I'm sure you'll love this guy =)

Oh Becky, you gay-obsessed girl,
go make friends with him and cure his "heartache"
XD. Have fun. XD


My favourite statement of the day,

"JUST A FEW CHAT AND IT ALREADY 3.49PM...
I NOT YET BATH...
NOT YET BRUSH TEETH
NOT YET EAT...
I DUNNO Y..I JUST DUNNO..."

I dunno y i lyk dis blog..
I dunno y i lyk read dis blog..
I dunno y i laff my ka chui off read dis blog..
I just dunno..

I DONNO.



Er.. Becky.. Don't go high k?



Pew Weet
Saturday, May 17, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments

Congratulations Ong Ee Lynn, you are 40% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Michelle Yeoh!

How Un-Malaysian Are You?



Came across this in Joel's blog...

Pew Weet! Datuk Michelle Yeoh k..

No pray pray..


Brief description of Lynn
Saturday, May 17, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments
Karyn

(Copied and pasted from Karyn's blog)

Master of cooking phone porridge. Lover of animals. Creative & talented. The friend who can cook & will most probably survive on her own. Girl with multiple names.
Will remember the long long hours we used to bergayut on the telephone. Talking about nonsense. And the later years in primary when i got to know you and Him better. I seriously lost count on the times i go over to your house. I've been tehre so many times! =) Am still going to your house. Probably after spm to visit DON! Wheeee. And you la, of course. XD The time in your house where we had salted chicken with ann ting. I miss that so much. And the fact that almost all our other frineds are scared of Cutey. Hehe. i'll forever remember your most used phrase in lower secondary : "I hate boys!!! Ewwww. I'll die a spinster with (insert some certain number of cats)" And look what happened. XD Oh oh, you used to have multiple names too. Remember coconana? Or...cappucino or mrs simtantanchee. Hahah. Ah well, those were the days..Thanks for all the wonderful memories and crazy stuff that we did together.
EG: Friendster testimonials. It certainly wouldn't be half as fun without you. Certainly enjoy every morning this year when you'd come over to our class and talk about random stuff & make us all laugh like nuts. You have a very canggih sense of humour and stlye of laughing. =) though sometimes we can't get it...Eg: the Ichichi, Ichacha, Ichuchu thing. XD

Aimy

(Copied and pasted from Ames' blog)

To Lynn,

You can really make me laugh. Like to the max! Guess we're quite similar in some ways. You know, I know. And our birthdays are kinda close. So we get to drive early. Unlike Jas. XD.

I remembered in primary and lower secondary years, you will, 'I will become a spinster'. But look, one of the earliest to get a boyboy. XD. Aiyer.

Thanks for scolding me when I backslid. Thanks for waking me up. Thanks for pulling me back to God when my grip is loosening. You've been a great friend.

Stop saying that you're fat and ugly. You're not, okay?

And the things she do...


(Copied and pasted from Jasryn's blog)

Cyber Stalker.

Imagine this:

You're sitting at your computer, minding your own business. Suddenly, this chat box pops up with the message : Hi Cutie. You look around, all your friends are fully occupied testing out the latest MGS Cyber Centre. No suspicious activity. You look back at the chat box. From WINXP4. You scope out computer number 4. The whole bank of computers is empty.... An involuntary shudder creeps up your spine. Your head starts filling with all manner of ghosts, possessed computers, creepy pedophiles and so on. Your friends, who are either completely fearless or totally crazy, decide to post a reply:

I'm here...*winks*

You look great from here...

You get a little more panicky. You call the teacher over. Somebody is sending you weird messages. From school. From computer number 4. But nobody is there. She doesn't know what is going on either. Paranoia grips you. You're freaking out!!!

Then....

A giggle...

You turn around. The truth is revealed. You stomp your way to the back of the room. Ee Lynn laughs uncontrollably as she shoves the keyboard away. Denise tries desperately to close the chat box but she can't find the mouse. "SO!! It was you!" And all the while, Jas and Karyn are laughing so hard they can hardly speak. You have been tricked.

This has been Kiranjeet, the cyber-stalkee a.k.a. victim, speaking.




Wo Te Ma Ma
Saturday, May 17, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments

Mom was ready to go fetch her boss from the airport when...

Lynn : You're dressed like you're ready to go to the market.
Mom : Really ah? *looks in the mirror*
Lynn : Yealah..
Mom : *goes out of the house for 1 minute and comes back in* I go and change first..

Then she came out again with a new outfit..

Mom      : Okay bo?
Lynn      : Wah.. your dressing sense got worse.. Proves that you're getting OLD..
Mom      : *does that cute merajuk face* Ish...
Lynn      : Hehe.. Now why are you dressed so nicely? Go airport only mah..
Mom      : *goes back in and looks in the mirror*
Yvonne  : Aiyaaa you wear jeans ah? Your butt so big! *laughs*
Lynn      : Go change again lo..
Mom      : Okay lo..
Lynn      : Faster la.. Airport very far you know..

Then, she realized we were pranking her, making her change her outfit for a few times..

Mom : ISH!! You all har... *makes that pretending to be stern but cute face*

=D



When your sister has some stupid project paper about recyling.. you've got no choice but to help her.. -.-

Note that forced look on my face.



Happy Meal?
Saturday, May 17, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments


I'll let the picture speak for itself.