Women have breast augmentation if they don't feel confident about it,

Transexuals have plastic surgery to remove "it".

Real men?


KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.



They go through extents to feel more confident about.. "it".

































Someone finds these funny.



Oops.

51 years already?

Walauwei.



You know you're not really 100% concentrated when you're studying when...

1) You think about going for Jazz Jam in GSpot once your trials are over.
2) You think about going for a holiday with your family.
3) You think about going for an "adventure" with your friends.
4) You think about all the shopping you have to do since you've been repeating your same old closet over and over again, people can actually predict what you're gonna wear.
5) You think about meeting up with your friends and actually not feel guilty about it.
6) You think about wanting to go to the gym and go on that diet but you never do.
7) You start playing with your dogs and falling asleep with them because they's just so adorable.
8) When your cat sits on your books and you don't even bother because you're on the computer/laptop.
9) When you're listening to music, downloading more songs, instead of doing that homework you've been dreading to do.
10) When you steal opportunities to run to the refrigerator for some snacks.
11)When you say, "15 minutes of nap won't do no harm" 
and end up taking 2 hours of sleep.

12) When you realize you look at the screen of your phone and laptop more often that the book.
13) When you think you should take a break, watch some telly, find some movie nice and end up having your eyes glued to the screen for 2 hours or even cry because of the sad ending.
14) When you start baking stuff out of the blue.
15) When you start complaining you don't have enough time to finish studying but still have time to blog about it.


=)



Imagine if someone was suicidal or being robbed or something and when you call the POLICE HOTLINE,

You get this.

"Hello. Thank you for calling the POLICE HOTLINE"

"For English, press 1,
for Mandarin, press 2,
for Bahasa Malaysia, press 3"


*presses 3*

"To report robbery, press 1,
To report molest case, press 2,
To report secret society, press 3,
To report suicide cases, press 4"


*presses 4*

"For jumping into the sea, press 1,
For sniffing gas, press 2,
For jumping down from a building, press 3,
For hanging themselves, press 4"


*presses 3*


"If it's a high rise builiding, press 1,
If it's a 3 storey building, press 2,
If it's just a staircase, press 3"


*presses 1*

"Please select the area you are closest to,
For town, press 1,
For mainland, press 2"


*presses 1*

*PERSON DIES*

*closes phone and mourns*


Hahaha..





*Needs more freedom and trust from her parents*


=D

*swoons*


Chia Ming and Edmund's blog made me feel like doing this right after trials.





ARGH!!

Photogasms and cameragasms! 


I'm a Cinderella,

No, not the looks..

What I do at home..

Tracy finds it.. amusing. 

Moving on,

Tracy came over the other day,

Went for dinner, came back and I found a box of chocolates.



So we shared.

It probably could gain her.. 0.081245346564 g if she had one whole chocolate to herself.

So we cut it in half.. and then we took another one.. and cut it in half..



Yes, she probably gained  0.081245346564 g. She went high after that..



Now my dad thinks she's crazy. Cause everytime she comes over, we laugh like hyennas.

Moving on,

I think I'm interesting. I'm gonna give them a call



And, before I end this post.



=D


Have you ever noticed how people often refer to a certain product by a brand name and not what it is actually called?

For example,

People call it COLGATE/DARLIE instead of toothpaste.


CLOROX instead of bleach.


100 plus instead of isotonic drink.


Nescafe instead of coffee.


Maggi Mee instead of instant noodles.


Yeah, it's becoming a habit..

But hey,

Look at the bright side,

Friend : Hey can I have some of your Colgate?
Lynn    : *brushing teeth with Darlie toothpaste* No. I don't have any.
Friend  : Errr... you're brushing your teeth with it.
Lynn    : Oh sorry, I thought you only wanted Colgate.
Friend :
*speechless*



You get to save a few cents! XD

I'm not that stingy aight? =D



I just remembered,

Aimy borrowed it from me.

TEE HEE.




Mom's getting really sneaky these days,
First there was shopping in Esprit without me.
Now there's a hidden tub of Sara Lee's chocolate ice cream in the freezer??!?!!


Lynn,



in hot soup.


Seriously, what could go worse?

Lose my handphone
Fall sick
Lose my earphones
Lose my Accounting textbook
Toothache
Trials coming in 2 weeks

God, please help me.. 



*Sketches a photo of benches in a park*




NO MORE.

=S

*menge-mau-vomit-kan*


Don't bother reading if you hate detailed posts about people vomiting and having fever.
=)



Thursday,


Comes back from college,
Have light dinner,
Takes a nap and wakes up with upset tummy,
Slight fever,
Goes to bed with hopes of recovering ASAP.
Messaged Aimy and Mun Loong just in case I die in my sleep that I won't be able to go to college.
Got forced to go to a 24 hour clinic.
Unbearable pain, cried.
Nurse wrote on the card, Ong Ee Lynn, Aged 51. Funny.
Self diagnosed myself since the all the lousy doctor did was check my temperature, breathing and ask if I frequently get gastric. I have wind la dum dum. He didn't even tell me what my problem was till my mom asked.
Got home, got forced to drink milo and swallow pills.
Vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit ( Deepak and Cal's gonna go.. "eewww too much info!!")
Felt better.
Went to bed.
Wake up every hour to groan with pain and complain.
Mom got fed up, asked me to take milo and pills.
Vomit, vomit, vomit.
Went to bed.

Friday

Slept till 8. Mom shouted asking me whether I wanna go to college. 
Went back to bed, woke up at 3.30.
Looked at breakfast, felt sick again.
Took a banana, pills and went back to bed.
Woke up at 7 with cravings for porridge, mom won't let.
Went to bed. Played Diner Dash on phone.
Slept with my cat accompanying me. =)

Saturday

Felt better.
Took a long shower.
Breakfast.
Lazed around watching telly.
Tracy and En Shi came to visit me.
Dad asked if they were a couple. haha..
Lazed around, little bit of dinner.
Now, tummy upset again.

=S

It sucks to be sick.

It deprives Lynn of her usual laughter and nonsense.

=(




τraсy - gone short! says:
im a beckham
im fabulous enough
i accept who i am


Lynn - Ola =) says:
and josh is your david la

τraсy - gone short! says:
who cares
OMG
CAN ALSO
AHAHHAHAHAHA





Victoria Beckham


Twacy


David Beckham


Twacy's David Beckham








Sorry about the bad angles and all.. we were sorta rushing.. =)

Had lunch with Miss Mable Ooi today.

=D =D =D

Mableeee.. I mish eu!

Anyways,


Don't ask why.


Dinner was a cup of coffee.

=)



Kiran the HOT MAMA thinks I'm mean for complimenting her.

Not only me, the rest gets it as well.

"Kiran! You look pretty today!"
"Shut Up!!!!"

*wolf whistle*

"Shut up!!! Go die!!!"

Hot Mama shy shy wor.



HOT MAMA

Agreed?

=P








OOOOO I can sooo hear,

"ONG EE LYNN!! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!"

But then again, she never does succeed in trying to do something mean,
She'll just be embarassed in the end. =p



Lynn probably just need to be prettier and thinner.

Not possible.


Lynn needs to learn how to be a girl.

Help.


When girls go wild at..

THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR.

No, you dirty fool.

We were just laughing, cam whoring and shaking the car to embarass En Shi. 
















En Shi being shy..


Howny Twacy.

Then I got excited and climbed to the backseat of En Shi's Avanza..


Spacious =P

Then Tracy joined me. =p










TEE HEE.

Two girls and 1 car.

XD


And before you go,

OLA! SOY DORA!






Marcus look-alike