Unstable Concoction

Imagine if someone was suicidal or being robbed or something and when you call the POLICE HOTLINE,

You get this.

"Hello. Thank you for calling the POLICE HOTLINE"

"For English, press 1,
for Mandarin, press 2,
for Bahasa Malaysia, press 3"

*presses 3*

"To report robbery, press 1,
To report molest case, press 2,
To report secret society, press 3,
To report suicide cases, press 4"

*presses 4*

"For jumping into the sea, press 1,
For sniffing gas, press 2,
For jumping down from a building, press 3,
For hanging themselves, press 4"

*presses 3*

"If it's a high rise builiding, press 1,
If it's a 3 storey building, press 2,
If it's just a staircase, press 3"

*presses 1*

"Please select the area you are closest to,
For town, press 1,
For mainland, press 2"

*presses 1*