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Moving on, I seriously seriously seriously hate excessive usage of chatspeak.

Not to say I didn't use it before but I stopped.

Bt srsly?

U tink spelin lyk diz iz KoOl ahz?

Cz HiPz HoPz Pplz tink itz Kewlz!

Itz veri annoyinz lohz!!!!!

My eyez freakinz hurtz wan u noez.

I oso needz a Chatspeakz Dicktionari to actuari undastanz wut u sayz. It takez me doublez the timez to undastanz what chu tokin boutz.

Iz = is
Speakin = Speaking
Bt = But
U = You
Tink = Think
Nite = Night 
Al = All
Tix = Ticket (Could also apply for ticks/kutu)
Tatz = That.
Coz = Because/Cause
Shud = Should
Oni = Only
Havnt = Haven't
Outsid = Outside
N = And
** Abegail = Abigail
Wt = What/Wet
Nth = Nothing
D = The
Fren/Fwen = Friend
Hv = Have
Ani = Any
Tiz =  This
Omos = Almost (ROFLMAO)
Dun = Don't
Cum = Come
Sae = Say
Sumthin = Something
Reli = Really
Aft = After
Fakin = Faking
Evr1 = Everyone (Maleiganjale.. shorten till so short)
D = The
Efffffzzzz = F*ck
Imma = I am (Maleiganjale.. you think you're so kewl ah? Wanna be nigga ah? Cum cum foight foight)
Nt = Not
Othz = Others
1na = Want to (Maleiganjale... Nigga nigga)
Wher = Where
Ballz = Balls
Cn = Can
C = See
Ya = Your
Wit = With
Nth = Nothing
who u? = Who are you?
Wel = Well
Ur = Your
Noe = Know
Kip = Keep
Al = All
Shittin = Shitting
Pissin = Pissing
man,Chigga plz (sorry. I'm not a nigga. Don't know how to translate)
hoe,Nigga plz
Plz= Please
Ppl = People
Bck = Back
Haf = Have
Juz = Just

WALAOWEH.
I can earn big bucks making a dictionary with chatspeak.



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2 comments:

    Kah Yin said...

    haha..! totally agree! some are way off d line! :))

    so cyas in coll mate!

  1. ... on September 1, 2008 at 3:49 PM  
  2. Ee Lynn said...

    Hahah thank you =)

    Alright =)

  3. ... on September 1, 2008 at 7:52 PM