Weird cures
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - Posted by Ee Lynn - 0 comments
To cure:-

Headaches,
Take a spoonful of sambal and do a handstand.

Flu,
Take 5000mg of Vitamin C and pluck 3 nose hairs from each nostril.

Cough,
Take a tub of rich chocolate ice cream and walk to the nearest KFC near you and enjoy a drumstick.

Fever,
Take 10 panadols with Vodka and go for a sauna.

Heartaches, 
Take a cup of Tequila, shout at everyone around.

Food poisoning,
Take a mug of milk and a quarter of a watermelon.

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