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1. You know you're not that bored when someone actually types "things to do when they're bored" in google and get reffered to your blog.
2. There's a BLOG.. for words or whatever, VLOG for blogging with videos.. are there PLOG for blogs with many pictures?
3. Deepak wants to drive a MINI cooper. XD
4. Secondary school kids shouldn't be allowed in shopping malls with their school uniform. Especially those who don't understand english nor mandarin when you tell them to shut up in the cinema.
5. When you're sad, you eat, when you eat, you gain weight, when you gain weight, you get sad again. SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
6. When there's global warming, it's hot, when it's hot, you turn on the air cond,  when you turn on the air cond, it contributes to global warming, therefore, the earth gets warmer.
7. If the government would provide subsidies on biodegradeable plastic bags, that would be great.

I'll think of more... XD

It was Edmund's


yesterday so we decided to throw him some suprise birthday dinner. At the very last minute.

So yeah, Karyn and I got a cake.. with Power Rangers on it.

The one with High School Musical on it was too huge and was pricey. =( Sorry Edmund.

No "We're all in this together!" for you.. =p

Anyways, Karyn and I got there first.. Hid in the car, then Jacky came and hid in my car. It was lopsided. XD.

Jeshua arrived and went in to wait for the birthday boy. Melissa and Joshua arrived after that so we proceeded to hiding in Joshua's car, sticking the candles



 and doing this,



Jin, Ames, Amy and Marian came after that but they got spotted by Edmund before that..

Anyways, we got spotted and all.. so half the surprise was spoilt.

We continued singing him a birthday song, presenting him with his POWER RANGERS cake.




Birthday boy and his beautifully lit cake. XD

THEN, something happened..



Yeah, Jin pushed the whole cake right into birthday boy's face. =)

 Jin and his work of art.

His specs,


His face,


Notice that round spot right there? Yeah.. that was the spot for the edible POWER RANGERS sticker thingy.

The wind, scenery and all was so breathtaking, everyone started taking photos..



(Imagine yourself enjoying the beautiful scenery, with the wind blowing through your hair.. and your loved one just hugs you from behind.. wouldn't that be sweet? =) I can only dream about it. XD)

We camwhored..











and Karyn and I had to leave early cause of the heavy rain and I had to drop my sister for her piano class.

WE WERE DRENCHED IN RAIN WATER RUNNING TO MY CAR.

And Karyn's new shoes got a bit dirty. =(

Erm.. it ends here? XD

Someone should be a male model.

XD

*winks*

Am I right Joshua?

Tracy will agree ! WHEE

Someone should be a male model.

XD

*winks*

Am I right Tracy?

Was channel surfing in the evening when I came across this movie,

It's definitely a movie worth watching..


Al Gore:

I'm.. "flattered"

It's not everyday where people think you're "Flirtable" or "The most flirtable hottie in the Most Flirtable Game!"

Random people, I might add.

Facebook.. hahaha.. *shakes head*
 

Should I or should I not?

View my previous attempts on photography and comment on whether I should try participating in it.

=)

Tune in to MTV or Channel V.. and if you haven't got Astro installed at home, tune in to 8tv or Ntv7.

You will never FAIL to come across a music video with girls wearing nothing but mini skirts, bikinis, wet shirts, really short shorts that resemble panties, clothes with their boobs pooping out anytime soon, clothes showing their underwear or red g-strings.

Not only that, they dance. Like a prostitute or some strip dancer or something. Really disgusting don't you think so? Unless if you're a pervert and only enjoy music which goes "Oooohh Ahhh, *inserts really disgusting lyrics* ".

Take Low by Flo Rida for example since it's the IN song. It gets stuck in people's head. Seriously.

Don't you find yourself walking or either driving and those 6 words in your head.


Those are the only lines I know in the song.

Like seriously, what are they trying to promote? Their horny-ness or their great voice, music, composition or whatsoever?

You probably lack attention from girls when they were young. That explains those girls who are willing to be barely covered up dancing around worshipping those rappers who sings nothing but dirty stuff.

Okay.. those above are for the sick and pathetic guy singers with nothing to offer since they have no talent so they have to put hot chicks in to be able to sell their album off.

Anyone can rap. It's just shouting, mumbling, saying meaning-less words and making them rhyme.

"I've got more chicks than KFC", says this dude who was pranked by the Hitz FM morning crew.

The both of them are just hilarious.

What about those girls singing nonsensical songs which makes no sense at all at the top of their lungs?

Bleeding love?  *does that eybrow raising thing Niresh is good at*

Even if it's not that, videos with them shaking their "assets" so hard they might just fall down any moment just to be at the top for the week only to find some other female singer who are willing to go much further with less clothing and stupid songs kicking them right off the chart.

"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

"UMBRELLA EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH, UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH"

"EH, shut up la." -.-'

Don't you prefer music with lyrics that are actually meaningful, nice, soothing and doesn't give you a headache or make you repeat the chorus sooo often it annoys the people around you?

Don't you wanna enjoy music videos that actually mean something, expressing the singer's true feelings or something while singing the song to show what the song they wrote actually means something to them or someone?

Kids these days.. they watch a lot of TV. They get influenced by it A LOT.

I still like Alvin and the chipmunks.. At least they don't shake their assets or sing songs with obscene lyrics.. despite the fact that they're kinda naked, without their cute little clothings and all.. Hahah..

The rambling shall end ..

1. When you smile while talking on the phone, the other person on the line will probably know that you're smiling. It's all about the expressions even when they can't see you. Smile while you're talking. This has a proven positive effect on the conversation.
2. You burn up to 120 calories talking for 60 minutes while sitting down.
3. The other person on the line will notice if you aren't concentrating and listening to what they say. Saying "uh huh"," yes" and "no" just shows that you're not interested in the conversation.
4. When the phone rings, or when you are making a call, mute or turn off the television before attempting to use the phone.
5. If possible, ask anyone you call if it is a good time to be calling. Do not simply launch into a monologue without checking to see whether the other person is busy.
6. When placing a call, allow the line to ring at least 5 times before hanging up. This gives the other party enough time to finish (or interrupt) whatever they may be doing and come to the phone. If you called just to chat, hang up at 5 rings, otherwise it may get bothersome to the other party.
7. Be aware that if the other person says, "Well, I'd better let you go", this is code for "You are talking too much and I need to hang up!"
8. Do not throw the telephone, drop it, or allow it to become dislodged and fall to the floor - the noise can be very rude to the person on the other end.
9. Do not chew gum, eat food, drink, or go to the bathroom while on the phone.
10. Make sure that background noise is kept to a minimum during the call - including music, television, pets and children.
11. If the speaker does not introduce him/herself, say, "May I ask who's speaking?" In this way you will not offend him/her.
12. Follow etiquette. Traditional etiquette dictates that a person who initiates a call should hang up first. If your phone was the one that rang, you should hang up last. If you dialed, you should hang up first.

Calling someone is way more fun than messaging or chatting through online messengers don't you think?

Don't think about the cost. It might just make your day. =)

I got it from an e-mail and editted it so I won't get detained by the ISA...

Here goes..

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up...

I honestly admit, I laughed A LOT today..

1. Laughed in Andy's car on the way to Sunrise McD. (Got Andy, Melvin, Niresh and Joshua a bit annoyed)
2. Laughed in Sunrise McD.
3. Laughed on the way back to Sunrise McD.
4. Shouted when Andy made a sharp turn. *editted for the second time since I got threatened by someone* Lynn has lotsa fats.
5. Laughed in the library with Wai Kit, Anand and Melvin.
6. Laughed during Malaysian Studies.
7. Laughed during GP.
8. Annoyed Kiran by doing countless stuff from clearing her pencil box to scribbling her phone number down on the table.
9. Annoyed Anand with name callings. XD
10. Annoyed Niresh, forget it, I annoyed everyone today. XD

I had fun. =)


Kiran, my victim of the day. =)


Imitating Nicole's public photo or something in Facebook. She's in Australia but she got Korean-ised. -.-


Last but not least, doing "French Manicure" on KILAN-CHEET's finger with liquid paper. XD

KILAN-CHEET has nice shoulders to lean on. =)

And by the way, cracking your bones like that aren't good for your neck and fingers..

That goes to you, Joshua, Melvin and Niresh. -.-

If you happen to crack a bone or pull a vein or something one day,
I'll go, "I SAID SO"

=)

PS. Sri Onion Bawang called me CUTIE.

I AM SOOO FLATTERED. XD XD XD

Was in a public toilet washing my hands when I saw...

Found a little bottle with a nice orange flower in it..

So yeah..

Do comment. =)

Everybody who has a dog calls him ‘Rover’ or ‘Boy’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now ‘Sex’ has been embarrassing to me. When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for ‘Sex’. He said, “I’d like to have one too”. Then I said, “You don’t understand, I’ve had ‘Sex’ since I was nine years old”. He said, “You must have been quite a kid!”.

I went on vacation and took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room and a special room for ‘Sex’. He said, “Every room in the place is for sex”. I said, “You don’t understand, ‘Sex’ keeps me awake at night”. The clerk said, “Me too”.

One day I entered ‘Sex’ in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I was planning to have ‘Sex’ in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. “But, you don’t understand. I had hopes to have ‘Sex’ on TV”. He called me a ‘show off’.

When my wife and I had separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your honour, I had ‘Sex’ before I was married”. The judge said, “Me too”. Then I told him that after I was married, ‘Sex’ left me. He said, “Me too”.

Last night ‘Sex’ ran off again, I spent hours looking around town for him. A policeman came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at four o’clock in the morning?” I said, “I am looking for ‘Sex’.”

My case comes up Friday.

Imagine...

Helping your mom fetch your sister back from school everyday...
only to find your sister showing her big sulky face because you went right after you finished your test.

Heating the meals and preparing dinner...
only to find your sister not eating the dinner, not washing the dishes and end up being scolded by your mother.

Doing housework like hanging the clothes, folding the clothes..
Only to find your sister not bothering to keep the clothes in her cupboard and messing the whole house and your mother complaining that you haven't been helping around with the chores when your sister is happily enjoying her Nancy Drew story book and watching Hannah Montana.


Buying your sister Macky D's only...
Only to find her not paying you the money she owes you...

Offering to fetch your sister to and fro from her tuition in tanjung bungah..
Only to find your sister complaining that you drop her too early and that she'll be bored in tuition.

Offering to fetch your sister to tuition on a Saturday morning right before your GP paper starts...
Only to find her showing her big sulky face and say NO. Complaining that it's too early.

Offering to fetch her from tuition for lunch during her lunch break because your mom will be working.. 
Only to find your sister to replying to your questions and complaining that by the time I reach there, she'll probably starve to death and replying rudely. And when you ask your sister not to be so rude, she replies in an even more rude way, showing her "face",
and then getting scolded by your mother for "picking a fight" with your sister.

Offering to prepare dinner since your parents will be home late...
Only to find your sister complaining she doesn't wanna eat this or that.

Rushing from college to your sister's tuition centre for fear of her being lonely and treating her to ice cream in Maxis, making you "bankcrupt"...
Only to find your sister not listening to you when you ask her to go bathe as she didn't bathe for the whole day.

Doing the laudry, cleaning the house, washing the dishes, feeding the dog...
Only to find your sister not doing her homework when you ask her too, throwing tantrums and not bothering about the dog and your mother coming home saying you mess up the whole house.

Being nice to mom for the whole week since she was facing stress from work...
Only to find her complaining that I only know how to sleep and that she's very tired and so on. Not appreciating what you have done.

What do I get in return?

Lynn : Mee.. Can I go for youthwave *haven't even finish asking*
Mom : NO.
Lynn : Why?
Mom : I said no means no. Don't ask me why.

Can you blame me for breaking down and feeling frustrated?

I just want to go to the beach, watch the sunset and get some fresh air.

Lynn thinks it'll be sweet having a special someone to cook for..

=)

Copied and pasted from Ames' blog.

ames says:
die d la

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
accounting

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
tomorrow dead d

ames says:
gone d wan


ames says:
lynn i insaf d

ames says:
let's study hard hard for account

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
I also insaf d

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
YESSS

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
SURE THING

ames says:
like after trials

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
hahaha

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
YEAHHHH

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
really have to liau

ames says:
yah

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
i've been playing a fool in college

ames says:
like scrutinise every detail

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
never really sit down and nerd

ames says:
yarrrrrrrrrrrrr

ames says:
everytime also cho siao


Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
yor.. langsung no discipline in college

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
yealo

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
skip class..

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
go out..

ames says:
nobody care about our work


Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
yealo

ames says:
we also don't care

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
no need to hand in homework

ames says:
if this was AS ah

ames says:
we all die d lor

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
DIE D

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
hahah memang pun!!!!

ames says:
second chance

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
thank God got trials to wake me up

ames says:
so must learn d

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
yeahh..

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
thing is.. I'm easily influenced

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
-.-

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
AIMY MUST WAKE ME UP OKAY?

ames says:
yeah

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
INSAF!!!

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
=(

Lynn - *sneeze, cough* says:
I feel so guilty for playing a fool la wei

You know how sometimes the songs you listen to makes you feel like doing something,
something normal.. like dancing or singing along to the song?

Well yeah...

That happened to me..

Just a little different from the usual..

I made banana pancakes.

yeah,


Blame the song Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson/John Jackson.

Anyways,

Instead of actually studying for my accouting trials for tomorrow,
I'm posting a little "recipe" of mine on how to make..


Obviously,

YOU NEED : -

An Egg..


Banana,
(LIKE DUH!! How can you make banana pancakes without a banana? That would be like ordering
Ais Kacang tak mau kacang, Char Koay Teow tak mau Koay Teow or worse, Chicken Rice tak mau Chicken)


3/4 cup of flour,


Little bit of milk and water, butter or whatever..


A drop of vanilla essence,
(It may smell good, but don't be dumb enough to put a drop in your mouth, it's tasteless,
Now what did I say? Put that finger down.)


Now,

1.  Mash the banana.
   
2. Add the flour, milk and a little bit of water into a bowl and mix.
3. Add a little bit of salt and sugar into the mixture.
4. Make sure it has a consistency of a slighty thick batter. Not too thick. Not too watery.
5. Add a drop of vanilla essence.
6. Mix/stir/whatever.
7. Add the mashed banana.
8. Heat the pan.
9. Melt the butter.
10. Pour the batter on to the pan when the butter turns a little brown.
11. Flip the pancakes.
12. VOILA!

Your very own banana pancake. =)


Enjoy and say,