Everybody who has a dog calls him ‘Rover’ or ‘Boy’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now ‘Sex’ has been embarrassing to me. When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for ‘Sex’. He said, “I’d like to have one too”. Then I said, “You don’t understand, I’ve had ‘Sex’ since I was nine years old”. He said, “You must have been quite a kid!”.
I went on vacation and took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room and a special room for ‘Sex’. He said, “Every room in the place is for sex”. I said, “You don’t understand, ‘Sex’ keeps me awake at night”. The clerk said, “Me too”.
One day I entered ‘Sex’ in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I was planning to have ‘Sex’ in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. “But, you don’t understand. I had hopes to have ‘Sex’ on TV”. He called me a ‘show off’.
When my wife and I had separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your honour, I had ‘Sex’ before I was married”. The judge said, “Me too”. Then I told him that after I was married, ‘Sex’ left me. He said, “Me too”.
Last night ‘Sex’ ran off again, I spent hours looking around town for him. A policeman came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at four o’clock in the morning?” I said, “I am looking for ‘Sex’.”
My case comes up Friday.
I went on vacation and took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room and a special room for ‘Sex’. He said, “Every room in the place is for sex”. I said, “You don’t understand, ‘Sex’ keeps me awake at night”. The clerk said, “Me too”.
One day I entered ‘Sex’ in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him I was planning to have ‘Sex’ in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. “But, you don’t understand. I had hopes to have ‘Sex’ on TV”. He called me a ‘show off’.
When my wife and I had separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your honour, I had ‘Sex’ before I was married”. The judge said, “Me too”. Then I told him that after I was married, ‘Sex’ left me. He said, “Me too”.
Last night ‘Sex’ ran off again, I spent hours looking around town for him. A policeman came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at four o’clock in the morning?” I said, “I am looking for ‘Sex’.”
My case comes up Friday.
A little joke I found in my grandfather's old drawer. =)
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