Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Did you ever stop and wonder……
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.”
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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