Fun

I sense some war going on..

Nonetheless, FUN. =P

Dear Undeserving Bitch,

Let me put my two cents in. Anyone with half a brain can see right through you. Your grammar is atrocious and you try to make up for that oh-so-obvious fact by using "BIG" words that you yourself cannot comprehend. A 5-year-old can purchase a dictionary and pick random words out of it. A 5-year-old has better syntactic grasp than you will ever have.

I speak for a lot of people when I honestly tell you that you suck, big time. And that is just putting matters lightly. You truly taint the arts and its community. Do us all a favour and stop kidding yourself into believing that you can actually write. The difference between an author and a "self-publisher" like yourself, is that an author's work is substantially non-nauseating and will actually appeal to the intellectual crowd. You on the other hand, not so much (and I mean that in the I-would-not-as-much-as-to-even-wipe-my-bottom-with-your-"literary-works" fashion).

And right now, you probably think that I'm just jealous of you, as the whole world is. Again honey, do not kid yourself into believing that there are "haters" out there that want to be you. These people are merely normal people, with their heads screwed on right, telling you that you are a complete disgrace to the fraternity. Seriously, please die. You deserve to die a slow, painful death.

Yours SINCERELY,
A Writer. A true one.


Anonymous.

@anonymous - That's malicious and unnecessary. Her grammar atrocious? You can't just go around pulling shit like that out of your ass. Why don't you back that statement up with something? She might be self-obsessed, bratty, bitchy etc but I think it's indisputable her grasp of the language is top-notch.

Evolvescence

Dear Evolvescence,

I don't need to back anything up as it is blatantly obvious that she makes BASIC grammatical errors on her blog posts. And who rattled your cage? Are the both of you lovers or something?

p.s. Get a hobby! This right here is not my life, I am merely voicing out my concerns and thoughts. And you clearly need to get your head checked as your sense of cognition has gone awry. Hah, "it's indisputable her grasp of the language is top-notch", my ass.


Anonymous.

Fun, no?

=)



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