Unstable Concoction

If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy.
If you're not, she thinks you're rugged.

If you kis her, you're not a gentleman.
If you don't, you're not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you're a liar.
If you don't, you're good for nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing.
If you don't, you're not understanding.

If you make romance, you're an experienced man.
If you don't, you're a half half man.

If you visit her often, she thinks it's boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you visit another, she acusses you of being bad.
If she's visited by another, "Oh it's natural, I'm a girl."

If you're a minute late, she complains it's "hard to wait".
If you come on time, for hours she makes you wait.

If you propose love within a brief acquaitanceship, you're a fresh guy.
If you postpone love to later, she wonders why and is not glad.

If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethic.
If you do, she thinks it's just a man's tactics.

If you're jealous, she says it's bad.
If you're not, she doubts your love for her.

If you kiss her, you're trying to get fresh.
If you don't, you're a coward.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,
If you don't she thinks you don't like her.

If you listen, she wants you to talk.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you contradict her, she does not like it.
If you don't, she thinks you're afraid.


So simple yet so complex.
So weak yet so powerful.
So confusing yet can be so understanding.