Unstable Concoction

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Well as my friends know, Jas and I can't exactly converse properly in Mandarin.. Us trying to speak
in Mandarin often result in laughter. Well, since she's taking Mandarin lessons in Uplands and I 
now have 90% of my coursemates coming from Chinese schools and even China, we're picking up
pretty fast.. Or so we think........ 

I have to thank Jas for translating all of it and taking the courtesy to correct my pin yin.. =)

Laugh all you want.. but do thank us if you pick up a few new words. =p 

Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
ching tian wo che hen tua tong xi (Today I ate a lot of stuff)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
wo che mien bao, che jawa mien, che chung. (I ate bread, Jawa mee, bak chang)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
XD ni le?(You?)
Jas: Unravel says:
wo liu dian ban qi chuang... mei you shi jian che zao fan (I woke up at 6.30am... didn't have time to eat breakfast)
Jas: Unravel says:
wu fan wo che hen duo dong xi... che fan, che yu (I ate a lot of stuff at lunch. Ate rice, ate fish... truth be told I didn't eat rice but I don't know how to describe food)
Jas: Unravel says:
ta men zuo de fan bu hao che!!!! (Their food is not nice!! Also an exaggeration)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
hahah kui ma ta men de fan? (Hahah... expensive or not the food?)
Jas: Unravel says:
hen kui le .... RM7... suo yi wo mei you qian chu mai dong xi (Very expensive. RM 7. So I have no money to buy stuff)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
ni nah fan chu uplands lo.. (Take food to Uplands lo)
Jas: Unravel says:
wo ping shi dai wu fan chu xue xiao ke shi jin tian wo qi chuang tai wan (I normally bring lunch to school but today I woke up too late)

Now here comes the best part:

Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
what is chuang tai wan?
Jas: Unravel says:
qi chuang is wake up, i know tai is like too
Jas: Unravel says:
wan is supposedly late but i dunno if i can use it here
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
oh.. too late
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
hahaah XD
Jas: Unravel says:
correct ar? i crap nia
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
i accept nia..

As you can see... its a case of the blind leading the blind. Keep reading... if you haven't stopped that is. It gets worse:

Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
ni kan la.. ni che mo.. (asking mun loong for translation) yin jian (See la ... you're so -pending translation- yin jian)
Jas: Unravel says:
apa tu yin jian??? (What the heck is yin jian?)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
HIAU
Jas: Unravel says:
APA LA

Ummm.... various parts of this conversation have been censored following that. Nevermind. Just keep going:

Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
wo che mo ke ai! XD (I'm very cute.)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
ni che mo yin jian XD (You're very hiao.)
Jas: Unravel says:
ni ke ai? ni pian wo le (You're cute? You're lying to me.)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
wo bu ke ai meh?? =( (I'm not cute?)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
then wo se mo? (Then what am I?)
Jas: Unravel says:
ni ye yin jian (You're hiao too.)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
wo che mo innocent.. (I'm very innocent.)

Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
ehhh wo siang nian ni men laaa.. ( Ehhh.... I miss you all.)
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
wo bu ke yi bully ni liau (I can't bully you anymore.)
Jas: Unravel says:
uhhhh... apa la... how to continue
Jas: Unravel says:
uhhh

Jas: Unravel says:
wo men you jia de shi hou, wo men chu ... mai dong xi!! che wan fan!!! kan dian ying!!!! (When we're on holiday, we go out... shopping!!! Dinner!!! Movie!!!)
Jas: Unravel says:
sorry... i only know shopping, dinner and movies... the rest of the stuff would be let's go play volleyball/ basketball/ tennis
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
hahahahahha
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
lame..
Jas: Unravel says:
wei, kids book k, they don't teach you how to say
Jas: Unravel says:
LET'S GO CHECK OUT HOT GUYS
Lynn - I'm against gay being against people being against gays. says:
hao ah!!! (Sounds good!!)

And how did our conversation end?

Jasryn Ng says:
ok wo chu zuo zuo ye (I shall go do homework)
Lynn - I'm against gays being against people being against gays. says:
ah?? zuo zuo ye?
Jasryn Ng says:
tai duo zuo ye (do homework)
zuo ye is homework
Lynn - I'm against gays being against people being against gays. says:
chuo kong ke bu se meh? (Isn't it Chuo Kong Ke?)
Jasryn Ng says:
wo bu chi tao.... wo de lao shi gen wo shou zuo ye (I don't know.. My lecturer taught me that)
Lynn - I'm against gays being against people being against gays. says:
haha alright